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Kelfu
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The Wisest Words Never Spoken in Twilight:
“Don’t fuck around, Bella. Tripods are fucking evil. You can’t get away from them. Don’t speak of them so flippantly lest they beam themselves down here and kill us. Haven’t you seen War of the Worlds?”

Things Said by People One Time
"It's like...sitting in a bingo hall for years...and then going outside and remembering what real air smells/feels like."
-Wooby

My heart dropped into my ass
-Wooby

"These facts are true, Kelfu has a very skilled bewb-dar."
-Qui

"friending kelfu was like smoking a bong and then getting laid at disney land"
Steph

"100 camels is way better than a bag of weed"
Gramma Lew

Mary Lupin: tonks who?! says:
FUDE, DUCK OFF
Mary's words of wisdom

Innuendo. Office Supplies. Swear. Imagine. Write. Tripod Hate.



Writing journal. Read my crap daydreams hallucinations stories over at destroy_dolly.



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